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Sunday, December 12, 2010

who says our english is "teruk"...lets check it out...

Just see below our simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point,effective etc.....hehe...

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS..
Britons: i'm sorry, Sir , but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, i can call others outlets for you..
Malaysian: No stock
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: this isn't the way to do it. here, let me show..
Malaysia: Like that also don't know how to do!!!
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is john smith. did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysian : Hello, who page?
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happend ../why like that.
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not  disturbing me?
Malaysian: Celaka u..
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in in a bit of asituation of a predicament at the moment
Malaysian: Die lah!!!
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: hey , put your wallet away, this drink is on me..
Malaysia: no need lah...
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice. i'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysian: Shut up lah!!!.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysian: (pointing at the door) can arr?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but i noticed you staring at me for sometimes. do i know you?
Malaysian: See what, see what?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home..
Malaysian: Don't be shy la..
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: don't recall you giving the money.
Malaysian: where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer  not to do that, if you don't mind
Malaysian: Don't want la..
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, i have to stop you there. i understand where you're coming from, but i really have to disagree with  what you said about this issue.
Malaysian: you mad, ah?..

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